the best thing about having a dorm that has the windows facing inward (instead of the pretty portland skyline) is that i can spy on people like our hall’s pastoral resident, father ed, and watch him walk out in a purple polo and shorts, trying to fumble around with his smart phone and looking v v confused and i just laugh quietly to myself bc i’m awful

familyfriendlyurl:

my tombstones gonna say “ripped in peace” as i flex forever in my tiny coffin

michaelontkean: Poops on u

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Anonymous: Do you have an instagram ?

Noooooooope. I had one but I don’t use it anymore bc I kept forgetting about it.

In a perfect world my desk would be this clean all the time.

uvefang:

Yoko honda