Nothing gold can stay;

the best thing about having a dorm that has the windows facing inward (instead of the pretty portland skyline) is that i can spy on people like our hall’s pastoral resident, father ed, and watch him walk out in a purple polo and shorts, trying to fumble around with his smart phone and looking v v confused and i just laugh quietly to myself bc i’m awful


my tombstones gonna say “ripped in peace” as i flex forever in my tiny coffin

michaelontkean: Poops on u


Anonymous: Do you have an instagram ?

Noooooooope. I had one but I don’t use it anymore bc I kept forgetting about it.